My new pick-up lines.
LIKE POTATO
please don’t treat me like potato. I don’t like being peeled, chopped and fried in hot oil. it is not happy.
“Oh hi, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO… clap clap clap… oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, at least we have that.”
(Source: mandarkslab)
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